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DOJ Keeps Epstein’s Ranch Secrets Under Wraps
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DOJ Keeps Epstein’s Ranch Secrets Under Wraps

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez is going after the US…

Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
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Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…

Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally
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Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving a radiologist named Dharmesh Patel, who was accused…

Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
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Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…

Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
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Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…

Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
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Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway
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Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved
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Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CIA Director John Brennan is suing the Trump administration to…

You won’t believe what cops found in this Philly house
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You won’t believe what cops found in this Philly house

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A park ranger in Philadelphia stumbled upon a black BMW parked…

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