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ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van
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ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo case, and I have…

Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House
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Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Philadelphia, where the Trump administration has reinstalled panels about…

Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows
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Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest escapade, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, Musk handed out…

Apple Off Hook For Hosting Kiddie Porn Because Lawsuit Got Dismissed
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Apple Off Hook For Hosting Kiddie Porn Because Lawsuit Got Dismissed

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading this one. A judge just dismissed a lawsuit against Apple, saying the…

Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow
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Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A coalition of 12 state attorneys general has filed an antitrust…

Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists
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Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like E Jean Carroll, a former magazine writer,…

Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
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Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
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Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…

Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
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Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…

Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
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Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…

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