Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…
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Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…
Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Alaska Airlines flight that was forced to delay its departure from…
Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta flight that had to make an emergency return to Atlanta…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…
Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…
Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…
Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who doesn’t love a good mixtape…