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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…

Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”
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EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀…

Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
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Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times
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Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black, UMR/Island will be reissuing the seminal album in a…

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
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Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

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