Deep Purple still exists and made a music video for some reason
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 DEEP PURPLE just dropped the music video for the title track…
Tag: Awards
Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 20-year-old social media personality, Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular,…
THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…
Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…
Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow
Good movies are good, bad movies are bad, and then there are the movies that are so bad they’re good.…
Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…
Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…
Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season
Oh joy, another launch trailer to add to the ever-growing pile of hype-building, soulless marketing material. But hey, when it’s…
In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…