Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Awards

Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)
Breaking, Music News

Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

OMG πŸ™„, BAD OMENS, the band that thinks screaming is singing 🎀, just dropped another “banger” called “Dying To Love”.…

Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy
Breaking, Music News

Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

BLACK SABBATH’s Geezer Butler, the dude who thought naming himself after a slang term for an old man was peak…

Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
Breaking, Music News

Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? πŸ™„ Apparently, MΓ–TLEY CRÜE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…

48 Hour Film Project Orlando: Witness the “Best” (and the Rest) Get Trophies
Live

48 Hour Film Project Orlando: Witness the “Best” (and the Rest) Get Trophies

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The “Best” films made in 48 hrs?** πŸ˜‚ **Join the 48 Hour Film Project Orlando Best of Screenings…

TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error
Live

TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

The Art of Movie Making (TAMMFF)🀑 is touring till the NYC Annual Awards 2025! Speakers, films, & Q&A await. All…

Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For
Breaking, Music News

Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🎸OMG! John Norum, the dude who shreds in EUROPE (you know, that band your mom likes), has signed with Frontiers…

OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
Breaking, Music News

OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
Games News, Live

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

πŸŽ‰OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!πŸŽ‰ Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
Breaking, Music News

AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Behold! 🀑 The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! πŸŽ‰ To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…

OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
Breaking, Music News

OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs πŸ¦•, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 13 14 15 … 22 Next

Latest posts

  • Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
  • Boy George Dropped by Label Over AI Created Pro Israel Track
  • Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
  • Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
  • Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright Β© 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.