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Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
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Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…

Boogie Nights in 4K: Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Fake Penises
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Boogie Nights in 4K: Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Fake Penises

FinnNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Wow, hold onto your hats, folks! Boogie Nights, that cinematic masterpiece (or, you know, just a movie) from 1997 by…

Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
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Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…

Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish
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Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors 7PM, Show 8PM. 😴 I’m Baby, PAPIROSSA, Belissa Escobedo, Sarah Santamaria, Aline Mayagoitia, Diego Abraham & MORE?!**…

Prepare to be Underwhelmed: Joachim Trier’s “Sentimental Value” Trailer Drops, Starring Renate Reinsve and the Ever-Brooding Stellan Skarsgård
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Prepare to be Underwhelmed: Joachim Trier’s “Sentimental Value” Trailer Drops, Starring Renate Reinsve and the Ever-Brooding Stellan Skarsgård

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh joy, MUBI, that bastion of cinematic snobbery, is gracing us with a UK & Ireland trailer for Sentimental Value,…

2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment
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2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

The 21st Andrenaline Film Project is here! 🤪 Talented” teams screen shorts @Light House Studio, Vinegar Hill Theatre.🍿 Mentors assign…

The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…

Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
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Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…

SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
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SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…

The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
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The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…

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