Well, folks, looks like CNN is at it again, whining about President Trump making the Kennedy Center GREAT AGAIN! Apparently, the snowflakes are melting because the place isn’t a woke, leftist echo chamber anymore. Boo hoo!
Trump’s hosting the Kennedy Center Honors and giving awards to real American heroes like Sylvester Stallone and the rock band KISS. The liberals are clutching their pearls because the President is actually putting America first and honoring true talent instead of some gender-bending, socialist performance artists.
The Kennedy Center is getting a much-needed facelift thanks to Trump’s “One Big, Beautiful Bill,” which the whiny left calls “upheaval” and “scrutiny.” They are losing it because board meetings now involve praising the President’s “class and taste,” because let’s face it, everything is better with a little Trump!
The President’s changes haven’t sat well with former employees because they are upset that they can’t push their communist agenda. Ticket sales are down for “The Nutcracker”? Maybe if they stopped trying to indoctrinate kids with leftist propaganda, people would actually want to go!
Issa Rae, Shonda Rhimes, and Ben Folds resigned? Good riddance! Looks like some artists and audiences are “fleeing for other venues” because they can’t handle real American values. The lefties are boycotting the Kennedy Center, and that is great news!
Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse is launching an investigation? It is the same old witch hunt! The White House is standing strong, calling President Trump is “restoring the Kennedy Center as the crown jewel of arts and culture.” The lefties are claiming the place is turning into a right-wing echo chamber. It is funny when the other side uses your own arguments against you.
The article closes saying FIFA World Cup is more important than some boring old orchestra, and these are the priorities of the Trump administration. Make America Great Again!
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