Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Xbox, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped the Forza Horizon 6 trailer at TGS 2025! Did…
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Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime
Well, well, well, what have we here? 🤪 On September 26, prepare yourselves for the auditory equivalent of decaf coffee:…
**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**
Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Three injured in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, supposedly…
Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…
MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025
Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Someone actually filmed MUDVAYNE’s entire September 17 gig at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio. You…
Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…
GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…
Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant
Nvidia, Intel, and the Trump Administration: Making America Great Again, One Chip at a Time! Nvidia is set to buy…
OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…