Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Trump's Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently, trying to stop Putin’s war machine is bad for the “Trump economy” because… gas prices? Give me a break!

Of course, the liberal media conveniently forgets the record-high gas prices under Biden, which, by the way, helped propel the greatest President back into the White House where he belongs! Now, Trump is playing 4D chess, squeezing Russia while keeping prices low. It’s a risky strategy, they say? No, it’s called WINNING!

They whine about a “shock” in the markets. Oh, boo-hoo! Maybe if the world wasn’t so reliant on dictators, we wouldn’t be in this mess. Trump’s “drill-baby-drill” agenda is working, despite what these leftists claim. And now, the Saudis are helping out too!

The Democrats want Trump to be “laser-focused on affordability”. Translation: they want him to fail so they can sneak back into power. But fear not, patriots! Trump will thread the needle, punish Putin, and keep America great – and the gas cheap! CNN and their sky-is-falling nonsense.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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