Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning
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Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…
“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…
Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show 🎤 (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…
From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…
TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…
Trump Gets to Fire People, America Still Exists
Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a river! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has allowed our glorious…
GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…
Another Lib Judge Triggered by Orange Man, Wants to Ban Babies Now
Folks, another day, another attempt by the Deep State to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still clinging to relevance…
Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th
So, apparently, Genshin Impact is now playing nanny and demanding everyone prove they’re not a bunch of toddlers before they…