NYC Council Kicks De Blasio’s Dumb Carriage Ban to the Curb, Horses Celebrate with Victory Gallop
New York, folks, is still clinging to a shred of sanity! The radical left’s latest attempt to cancel a beloved…
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OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN
Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear…
Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…
5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…
Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)
**OMG! 16th Annual Fist Up Film Fest 2025 at La Peña Cultural Center! 🙄 Doors open 6:30 PM for “As…
“Take One” More Like “Take a Nap”: The Youth Film Fest That’s So Bad, It’s Good
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for *The Last Laugh*, a “gripping” anti-bullying thriller by the Take One Youth Film Mentorship Program!** Red…
US Government Babies Throw Tantrum, Ban Iranian Diplomats From Bulk Buying at Costco
Another brilliant move by President Trump to stick it to the Mullahs! While the liberal media wrings their hands, our…
CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…
Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning
Gates open by 7:00 PM. Shows start around 8:00 PM (sunset-dependent, duh 🙄). QR code ready or GTFO! 🎫 Print…
Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…