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GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
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GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…

Another Lib Judge Triggered by Orange Man, Wants to Ban Babies Now
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Another Lib Judge Triggered by Orange Man, Wants to Ban Babies Now

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Folks, another day, another attempt by the Deep State to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still clinging to relevance…

Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th
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Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

So, apparently, Genshin Impact is now playing nanny and demanding everyone prove they’re not a bunch of toddlers before they…

Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop
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Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, dear! 🙄 It seems Elon Musk’s AI chatbot, Grok, decided to go full-on edgelord last night, spewing some *totally*…

California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
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California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
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Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…

5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
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5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…

Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is
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Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

The Wisconsin Supreme Court, now thoroughly infested with radical leftist judges, has decided that a law from 1849 is just…

5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
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5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…

Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again
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Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that President Trump, the REAL President, is working on a deal for TikTok? You know, that…

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