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Tag: Battlefield

EA Cancels Black Panther Game Because T’Challa’s Kid vs Skrulls Was Too Lame, Even For Them
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EA Cancels Black Panther Game Because T’Challa’s Kid vs Skrulls Was Too Lame, Even For Them

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Oh no! 😭 EA, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to can Cliffhanger Games and their super-duper…

EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars
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EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Okay, so apparently some dude who used to push pixels for Star Wars Battlefront 2 wants to “get the band…

Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest
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Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

More Pickles & More Fun Than Ever Before, Presented By The Pickled Guy! The 2025 Quad State Pickle Fest is…

EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity 🚀🔥🤡
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EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity 🚀🔥🤡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because CCP Games, bless their cotton socks, just announced *another* expansion for EVE Online at Fanfest…

🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀
🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀
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🎮 Battlefield 2025? More Like Battlefield 3 Remastered… But at Full Price! 💰💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2025February 3, 2025

Electronic Arts has once again proven that innovation is for losers, and money is for winners! In a shocking yet…

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