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Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears
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KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking News: KORN and Blizzard Entertainment Team Up to Create the Most Epic Collaboration of the Century 🤯🎸! But let’s…

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest “scandals” surrounding our fearless…

MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?
Holy Shock Value, Batman! Marilyn Manson Is Coming to Haunt Your Halloween Like It's 1996 All Over Again!
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MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…

McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
McDonald's Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters Meal—Because Your Stomach Needs a Soundtrack
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McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…

Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will
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Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Alright, folks, gather ’round, because we’re about to dive into the magical, maddening world of randomness in games—where logic goes…

Top 5 Most Stunning Women in Metal! 💋
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Top 5 Most Stunning Women in Metal! 💋

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Metal Queens of 2026! 🤘 From brutality to beauty — these 5 icons dominate the stage. 👑 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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HOLI MIAMI FESTIVAL 2026: 5 Years of Glorious Color Chaos and Mild Existential Dread 🎉🎨✨

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 5, 2026

Miami’s MOST Vibrant Day RETURNS! Bright Colors, BIG Beats, BIGGER Smiles. Celebrate Our 5 Year Anniversary! Saturday March 7th 2026…

Hair Extensions: The Silent Killer Lurking in Black Women’s Locks? Studies Say Yes!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hair Extensions: The Silent Killer Lurking in Black Women’s Locks? Studies Say Yes!

Big ElephantFebruary 28, 2026February 28, 2026

Deep State Tries to Scare Black Women Away from Braids with Bogus ‘Toxic Chemicals’ Claims The liberal media is at…

Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos
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Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

President Trump’s Administration Takes on Voter Fraud Conspiracy—With Federal Lawsuit Blitz President Donald J. Trump is back at it again,…

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