Phasmophobia: Nell’s Diner—Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Ghosts Is the Food
Okay, so listen up, buttercups 🙄. I, like, TOTALLY didn’t expect to get sucked into Phasmophobia. When it first dropped,…
Tag: Beauty
TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…
OMG! Miss Chile Ditches World Peace for Death Metal Screams, Judges’ Ears Bleed
Ignacia Fernández, a 27-year-old *model* (we use that term loosely) who also fronts the earth-shatteringly obscure Chilean “progressive” death metal…
ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…
Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires
**Oh, great! 🙄 Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! 🤡 Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! 🪦…
“Unseen Shorts? More like Unwatchable Snorts ft. Maya Deren’s Witchy Waste of Time”
**OMG! 🤯 Dive into the subconscious with community shorts & Maya Deren’s The Witch’s Cradle (1944)!** Peggy Guggenheim’s gallery, Marcel…
Ace Frehley Aborts Mission 2025: Blames It On The Space Flu Again
OMG! Ace Frehley, the Spaceman who clearly hasn’t found his way back to Earth 👽, has pulled the plug 🔌…
Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…
TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…
Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…