Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL
OMG! 😲 The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…
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Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…
Dark Ambient Elegy of the «Flying Dutchman» | Music for Foggy Shores 🌙🌊💀
Immerse yourself in the ominous silence of a desolate shore, where the old graves of the "Flying Dutchman's" sailors lie…
Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap
DEFTONES, those purveyors of… *checks notes* …experimental noise-rock (sure, why not?), have graced us with news that they’re hitting Europe…
70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…
July 4th, 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Actually Open (Spoiler: Not Much)
Another year, another chance for the liberal media to downplay the glory of America! CNN, still whining after President Trump’s…
Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…
FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…
Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age
Leonard Lauder, the son of cosmetics pioneers and a titan of the beauty industry, has passed away at 92. Did…
Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…