Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…
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“Trump’s Budget: A Totally Not Shady Gift to His Rich Buddies”
Oh, look, it’s Bernie “Feel the Bern” Sanders, still whining in 2025! Apparently, President Trump’s booming economy and America First…
Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy
Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is…
Billionaires, Militias, and Shiny Rocks: Trump’s “Peace” Deal is Here to Save Us All
Another day, another “peace deal” brought to you by your favorite President, Donald J. Trump! But wait, CNN is involved?…
Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”—more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that President Trump’s landmark policy bill is facing a “ferocious advertising campaign.” Translation: Patriots…
Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite
Released on Netflix on June 27th, ‘Squid Game’ Season 3, because apparently two seasons weren’t enough, represents the final *alleged*…
Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…
Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’
Oh, sweet, merciful Bezos! 🙏 The “Succession” guy, Jesse Armstrong, is back at it again, bless his little heart. He’s…
🍺 Springsteen’s New “Tracks II: The Lost Albums” Record: 83 Songs About Hammers, Metal, and Post-Shift Beers!
Bruce Springsteen, the legendary rock musician and billionaire, is reminding the world of his roots. On June 27, he’s releasing…