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Tag: Black Metal

Lord of Horns in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Lord of Horns in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Solo black metal from Lodi, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Vimur in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Vimur in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Black Metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Wolves In The Throne Room Drops New Album And Single Today
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Wolves In The Throne Room Drops New Album And Single Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Wolves in the Throne Room have announced a new album titled Estuary, out October 23rd via Relapse Records, and have…

Enslaved Unleashes New Single And Album News
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Enslaved Unleashes New Single And Album News

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Enslaved have announced their new album Mið, due out October 30th via Nuclear Blast Records. Alongside news of the release,…

EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
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EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…

NERGAL Threatens To Play Entire Behemoth Discography Because You Clearly Havent Suffered Enough
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NERGAL Threatens To Play Entire Behemoth Discography Because You Clearly Havent Suffered Enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some serious nostalgia overload 🙄! Adam “Nergal” Darski, the mastermind behind Polish extreme metal band…

Aterra in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Aterra in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
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Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…

NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
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NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…

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