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Tag: Black Metal

Enslaved Drops Spiritual Musical Fusion Track Spirit Helper
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Enslaved Drops Spiritual Musical Fusion Track Spirit Helper

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Enslaved have always managed to delicately thread a quite tricky needle, that being making spiritually activated black metal without slipping…

Sigh Enlists Opeths Mikael Åkerfeldt For New Album
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Sigh Enlists Opeths Mikael Åkerfeldt For New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Japanese metal veterans Sigh have announced a new album titled Goh-ka, set to arrive September 4th through Peaceville Records. The…

ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
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ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦‍♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…

Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her
Breaking News: Amy Lee from Evanescence Says Something Nice About Other Women in Metal, World Apparently Still Spinning 🌎
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Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Amy…

Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
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Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…

VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
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VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Venom’s Mantas and Abaddon Celebrate 45th Anniversary of “Welcome To Hell” with Epic Concert 🤯 I just spilled…

Oranssi Pazuzu at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Oranssi Pazuzu at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Psychedelic Black Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Old Man’s Child at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Old Man’s Child at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rotting Christ at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Rotting Christ at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Black metal from Greece Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Black Metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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