SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” π΄ SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
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So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” π΄ SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…
Thank you for the ride, Ozzy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan…
Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…
Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius π behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…
Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! π€ The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…
Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…
So, apparently, geriatric drumming sensation π₯ Bill Ward, bless his cotton socks, is still alive and kicking (or at least…
Oh my freaking god, you guys! π Look what I found! Some old dudes playing music at some festival called…