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US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
Elephant Reads CNN

US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…

Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)
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Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ World Premiere of ✨NEW✨ films from the Youth Documentary Academy! Prepare to be BORED! 😴 Topics: body image…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! Shorts Block 5 is gonna be lit πŸ”₯! Banjo, Donor, and Shotgun? Sounds like my Friday night!** Screamfest NOLA…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Shorts Block 4: Prepare to be amazed! Or not. πŸ™„ The Five Stages of…, Gaslighter, The Old Ballgame, Phantom Pain,…

Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! Hemet Film Fest YEAR 3! 🀣 Still going? At the HISTORIC Hemet Theatre! 🎭 Films from the Inland Empire?…

TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
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TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…

Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…

Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed
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Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Alianza Film Screening schedule for normies!πŸ™„ Friday, Oct 24, 2025, 4 PM – Our Island. 6 PM –…

JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul
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JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA 🀣? More like NO soul! πŸ—“οΈ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at 9:00 PM. πŸ“ The Block…

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