TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…
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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…
Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed
OMG! 😱 Alianza Film Screening schedule for normies!🙄 Friday, Oct 24, 2025, 4 PM – Our Island. 6 PM –…
JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul
ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…
Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)
**Neo Soul Night SA 🤣? More like NO soul! 🗓️ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at 9:00 PM. 📍 The Block…
Trump’s Toy Soldiers Still Stuck in Their Barracks, Thanks to This Party-Pooping Judge
Another day, another Deep State operative sabotaging our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s some activist judge in Oregon, Karin…
Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…
Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is stepping in to clean up the…
Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…
Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
**Neo Soul Night SA!** 😂 Get ready to VIBE on August 16, 2025, 9:00 PM at The Block SA, 14530…