Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?
Folks, you won’t believe the latest from the Fake News Network! It seems that poor, poor Stephen Colbert is losing…
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Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts
Chevron’s $53 billion acquisition of Hess has prevailed, which means more American energy independence, despite the deep state’s machinations. Chevron,…
CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)
In a groundbreaking interview with Elwood from the prestigious 95 WIIL Rock radio station, BEARTOOTH’s very own Caleb Shomo, in…
Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…
Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego
Oh, look, CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump is somehow being “controlled” by Russia again! Give…
St. Paul, MN: Prepare for Utter Boredom (Or Maybe Not)
OMG! 😱 Saint Paul, Minnesota, USA is THE place to be! 🤩 Check out events, concerts, and sports! 🗓️ Don’t…
Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock…
VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…
Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell
Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans of… uh… Western European metal?🤔 I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…