BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD: Sober? More Like Sobering-ly Boring, Am I Right?
Oh, look, it’s Josh Todd from BUCKCHERRY, still clinging to relevance by talking about his sobriety 🙄. In a recent…
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Local Car Dealership Lightly Emptied of Some Overpriced Metal
Folks, can you believe this? $200,000 worth of American muscle, GONE! Stolen from a dealership in Thomaston, Georgia. You know…
Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…
Fortnite FINALLY Crawls Back to Apple After Epic Tantrum Lasted Half a Decade
Hold onto your V-Bucks, folks, because the most dramatic saga since that time Timmy rage-quit your squad is BACK! Yes,…
STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness
Breaking News! Former ICED EARTH throat-warbler Stu Block, the guy who left faster than Jon Schaffer could say “QAnon,” apparently…
TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic
Okay, hold onto your hats, folks, because TECNO just dropped a whole heap of “innovations” at Computex 2025 that are…
Miami Worldcenter: Finally Open, Still In Miami, Free EDM and Questionable Acronyms
ALERT!🚨FREE RAVE!🤡 Miami Worldcenter is having a “Grand Opening” (lol). They’re bribing you with ALESSO! (Who?) He’s playing at the…
San Jose Earthquakes Team Up With Some Guy Who Throws Cake
Join us for the kick off of the Urban Vibrancy Institute’s Block Party series with an event the city will…
Gaming Companies Lobby to Block YouTube in the U.S.: ‘Let Gamers Play, Not Watch!'” 😂🕹️🔒
A storm is brewing in the world of video games! A study published in the journal Marketing Science revealed that…