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Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
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Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…

XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
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XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now
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Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the US government allowing Anthropic to release its powerful Mythos model…

VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
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VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Venom’s Mantas and Abaddon Celebrate 45th Anniversary of “Welcome To Hell” with Epic Concert 🤯 I just spilled…

MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’
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MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Get ready for some serious headbanging, folks! 🤘 The one and only MADBALL is back with their tenth studio album,…

Maverick Games Steals All the Forza Devs and Now They’re Making a Game That’s Totally Not Just Forza But With a Different Name and Probably the Same Bugs
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Maverick Games Steals All the Forza Devs and Now They’re Making a Game That’s Totally Not Just Forza But With a Different Name and Probably the Same Bugs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Get ready to put the pedal to the metal, folks! 🚗💨 Maverick Games has just announced its debut title, Clutch,…

Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects
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Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Wow, what a blast from the past! 🎉 AMD is bringing back the good old Ryzen 7 5800X3D, because who…

Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
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Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…

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