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Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business
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Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws,…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA! πŸ—“οΈ Saturday, November 15, 2025, 9 PM. πŸ“ The Block SA – 14530 Roadrunner Way. VIBE…

Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie
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Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, great, another Colin Farrell comic book movie πŸ™„. Fresh off his *totally* unforgettable role as Penguin (you know, the…

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2025 Arpa Film Fest: Prepare for Short Attention Spans, Block #3

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Fest at TCL Chinese Theatre! 🎬 Shorts Block #3 – Prepare for cinematic ✨ brilliance…

3 Shorts Enter, 3 Shorts Leave, Only 3 Shorts Remain at @SPIFFest
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3 Shorts Enter, 3 Shorts Leave, Only 3 Shorts Remain at @SPIFFest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 You missed the SHORTS BLOCK 3 @SPIFFest on Sunday, November 9, 2025, 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM PST!…

US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
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US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…

Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)
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Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ World Premiere of ✨NEW✨ films from the Youth Documentary Academy! Prepare to be BORED! 😴 Topics: body image…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! Shorts Block 5 is gonna be lit πŸ”₯! Banjo, Donor, and Shotgun? Sounds like my Friday night!** Screamfest NOLA…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Shorts Block 4: Prepare to be amazed! Or not. πŸ™„ The Five Stages of…, Gaslighter, The Old Ballgame, Phantom Pain,…

Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! Hemet Film Fest YEAR 3! 🀣 Still going? At the HISTORIC Hemet Theatre! 🎭 Films from the Inland Empire?…

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