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PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG
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PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, great, another lib lecturing men on how to be men. As if CNN, the Ministry of Truth for the…

Power Book IV: Bore-ce Cancelled: Finally
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Power Book IV: Bore-ce Cancelled: Finally

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 4, 2025

**OMG, STARZ is blessing us with a “Power Book IV: Force” screening! 🙄 Isaac Keys, Kris D. Lofton, and Adrienne…

DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish
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DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Ahoy, metalheads! 🤘 Get ready to drain your bank accounts for the one and only DORO PESCH! 👸 On November…

Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
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Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…

“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”
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“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, good grief, another liberal bishop trying to tell our GREAT President Trump how to run things! Bishop Marion Budde,…

Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
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Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…

Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

🎤 LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? 🤣 Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedy—as if!🤪 Trade your boring bar🍸 for our…

Kamala spills the chai: Biden’s oopsies that made her go ‘hmm’
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Kamala spills the chai: Biden’s oopsies that made her go ‘hmm’

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Kamala “Cackles” Harris is STILL whining about Biden! Can you believe it? After President Trump mopped the floor with Sleepy…

CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers
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CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river!…

Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse
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Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse

FinnOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Man on the Run 🏃‍♂️ is here to bore you with yet another intimate journey through Paul McCartney’s life, because…

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