**Early Registration ends February 13th! Book now for the lowest price.**
Or, you know, pay more later because you procrastinated like a true forest dweller.
Welcome to the **2026 SESAF Annual Meeting**!
Join us March 1-3, 2026, for “Silviculture Today: Addressing New Markets with New Techniques.” Because nothing says “fun” like discussing tree-cutting strategies over stale coffee.
Field Tour – Tuesday, March 3rd, 11:00 am
Visit Austin Cary Forest, a 2,040-acre teaching forest. Established in 1938, it’s basically a giant outdoor classroom where students learn to measure, protect, and probably trip over roots.
*Transportation not provided. Carpool or walk. Your choice.*
Silent Auction
Donate items to fund student scholarships. Because nothing says “charity” like bidding on a slightly used chainsaw. Contact [email protected] if you’re confused. Or just wing it. We’re foresters; we’re used to improvising. 🌲✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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