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Boston Rooftop Series @ Envoy Rooftop – The Aprés Ski Party: Where You Pretend You Just Came Down the Slopes Instead of the Elevator

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

🚨 BOSTON’S HUGEST APRÈS SKI PARTY IS HERE, AND YOU’RE INVITED TO FREEZE YOUR BUNS OFF! ❄️ We’re invading the…

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Boogie T: Odyssey Tour Hits New Orleans, Locals Wonder If Their City Can Handle the Bass

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Louisiana’s BOOGIE T Returns for Mardi Gras Madness! 🎤🐊 Mark your calendars, bass-heads! On Sunday 2.15.26, Boogie T is bringing…

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AFROBEATS: “WE BEAT KONPA SO HARD, THEY’RE STILL IN RECOVERY MODE” vs KONPA: “AFROBEATS? MORE LIKE AFRO-BORED”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

AFROBEATS VS KONPA VIBES 🎶 Brace yourselves, Boston! On SUNDAY FEBRUARY 15, MIXX360 is hosting the ultimate showdown: Afrobeats vs…

W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
W.A.S.P. Announces 1984 To Headless Tour With KK'S PRIEST — Because Nothing Says 'Rock Legacy' Like Reliving Your First Four Albums For The 87th Time
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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…

Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online
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Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online

Big ElephantFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Crime Plummeting in 2025? Thank Trump’s Tough Policies, Not Leftist ‘Violence Interrupters’! Big-city crime rates are suddenly plummeting, according to…

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SUPPER BOWL LUNCH: WATCHING THE BIG GAME WITH OUR BIGGEST SNACKS!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Lucky 7 is on the line. 🍀 The New England Patriots are back on the biggest stage, chasing Super Bowl…

Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”
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Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…

OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…

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Afrobeats Secretly Took Over the World While Everyone Was Arguing About Globalization

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to sweat off your expensive makeup at Mémoire Boston on January 18, 2026, because Afrobeats are taking over…

The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)
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The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)

FinnJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Your Couch Just Got a Promotion! 🍿 New Shows Are Here to Haunt Your Binge-Watching Soul (and Your…

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