🚨 BOSTON’S HUGEST APRÈS SKI PARTY IS HERE, AND YOU’RE INVITED TO FREEZE YOUR BUNS OFF! ❄️
We’re invading the Envoy Rooftop in Seaport for Boston’s most epic Après Ski bash of 2026. Limited spots, tickets vanishing faster than your dignity after one too many hot toddies!
An indoor & outdoor extravaganza at The Envoy Rooftop with multiple bars and the biggest rooftop patio in the city overlooking the Boston Harbor. Weather? Who cares! Après ski attire is a must—because nothing says “I’m classy” like pretending you just skied when you really just fell off a bar stool.
Less than 100 tickets remain! This event will very likely sell out before you finish reading this sentence!
Music by COSTA with support from Don Daft, Carlucci, and Bobby Lomardi.
Starts at 2pm and ends at 8pm. This is a ticket only event and is strictly 21+. All attendees must present valid ID for entry and all ticket purchases are non-refundable—so don’t blame us when you wake up with a ski hat tan line and no memory of how you got home.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
