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US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
Elephant Reads CNN

US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…

Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh
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Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for “THE GREEN BOX: AT THE HEART OF WAR,” a cinematic masterpiece 🍿from Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! Witness…

Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom
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Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ – prepare for boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! The Green Box film! 🎬 A war story so deep, it needs therapy!** 📍South Boston & Clarksville will experience…

Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem
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Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

So, get this! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air-raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace the Los Angeles Kings with his…

Powerglove in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Powerglove in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Power metal cover band from Boston, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Roslindale Film Society’s “Hocus Pocus” Showing: Dress Up, Losers
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Roslindale Film Society’s “Hocus Pocus” Showing: Dress Up, Losers

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG!🤦‍♀️ Hocus Pocus AGAIN?🧙‍♀️At The Substation!🗓️ Oct 31st. Doors open 4:30 pm for kiddie-flick. Hocus Pocus starts 5 pm. Then,…

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
Breaking, Music News

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…

Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads
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Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! 🙄Elin Hilderbrand & her spawn Shelby Cunningham are gracing The Lenox with their presence to discuss “The Academy”. Prepare…

Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
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Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…

Biden Nukes Cancer with Rays, Still Kicking Strong
Elephant Reads CNN

Biden Nukes Cancer with Rays, Still Kicking Strong

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Old Joe’s Still Kicking…Probably Just to Further the Socialist Agenda! The failing CNN reports that Prostate Joe, I mean, Biden,…

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