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AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
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AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…

Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads
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Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! 🙄Elin Hilderbrand & her spawn Shelby Cunningham are gracing The Lenox with their presence to discuss “The Academy”. Prepare…

Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
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Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…

Biden Nukes Cancer with Rays, Still Kicking Strong
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Biden Nukes Cancer with Rays, Still Kicking Strong

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Old Joe’s Still Kicking…Probably Just to Further the Socialist Agenda! The failing CNN reports that Prostate Joe, I mean, Biden,…

Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!
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Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Comedy? More like a tragedy! 😂 Next Stop Comedy UNLEASHES “talent” at Inbound BrewCo, Minneapolis, MN – 701 N 5th…

King Coil Spirits: Guaranteed to Make You Laugh (Because Their Drinks Might Make You Cry)!
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King Coil Spirits: Guaranteed to Make You Laugh (Because Their Drinks Might Make You Cry)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 “Next Stop Comedy” crams “top” comedians into King Coil Spirits, St Paul, MN! 550 Vandalia St suite 140,…

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Comedy So Good, It’ll Make You Forget You’re at a Mattress Factory

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for comedic GENIUS at King Coil Spirits, 550 Vandalia St suite 140, St Paul, MN 55114! 🙄 Next…

Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!
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Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**21+🤪? Next Stop Comedy is bringing questionable comedians to Intrinsic Smokehouse & Brewery in Garland, TX (509 W State Street,…

BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!
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BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! BeachFly Brewing Co. in Rockledge, FL (513 Barton Blvd, Rockledge, FL 32955) is hosting “comedians” from TV and podcasts!…

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