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Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow
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Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

No one could have missed Tides of Annihilation at this year’s gamescom, and I mean that in the best way…

PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
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PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…

Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music
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Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my leather jacket because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville
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Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Emberville, the latest darling of the gaming world, has got me hooked, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve…

Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
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Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…

Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate
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Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding data centers, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, these…

Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
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Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
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Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

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