Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…
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Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…
Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts
Oh look, the Switch 2’s library is “expanding.” Groundbreaking. 🙄 While Sony and Microsoft fans are already 2 generations ahead,…
‘Stay the hell out of Fulton County.’ Georgia official tells Trump to keep his tiny hands off their elections—because apparently, one national disaster per presidency is enough.
Breaking: Sleepy Joe’s FBI Raid Was Just the Start – Trump Takes Charge of 2024! Oh look, the radical left…
Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…
EVE Online Director’s Letter Promises 2026 Will Be *Totally* Not Another Year of Spinning Ships and Waiting for Space Potatoes to Grow
Prepare Your Ships, Capsuleers: EVE Online’s 2026 Roadmap Is Here to Ruin Your Sleep Schedule Oh boy, CCP Games just…
“How to Become a NYC Engineer: The Only Guide You Need to Avoid Ending Up in a Rat Race”
**🚨 BREAKING: NYC’s Civil Service Engineers Are the Unsung Heroes Keeping the City From Crumbling! 🏗️💩** Join the *thrilling* world…
Filipinas can do it’: This teen is the first woman from Philippines to qualify for Winter Olympics
Another Liberal PR Stunt: Leftist CNN Hypes Philippines’ Teen Skier as Some Kind of Historic Figure Oh, look! CNN is…
Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance
Breaking: Trump DHS Finally Embraces Body Cams—Guess the Swamp Rats Were Getting Nervous! Well, well, well—looks like even the swamp…
Republican Chairman Gives Clintons’ Latest Avoidance Attempt the Old “Nice Try, But No Cigar”
Breaking: Crooked Clintons Pull a Fast One as GOP Takes No Prisoners in Epstein Probe! The walls are closing in…