Big news, folks! 🚨👀 The internet is abuzz with rumors of a delay in Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3, but Epic Games is here to shut down the haters 🙅♂️ and tell us that everything is still on track 🚂! Because, you know, they’ve never lied to us before 😂. I mean, who needs trust when you have a multiplayer game with a gazillion players, right? 🤣
So, it seems that some “leak” accounts (you know, the ones that are totally not just guessing 🤔) posted some “info” about a possible delay, and the Fortnite community went wild 🌟. But Epic Games is all like, “Hey, chill out, guys, we’ve got this 🙏.” They even went so far as to respond to a tweet about the delay, saying that Season 3 is not being delayed 🙅♂️. Wow, what a relief 🙌! I was worried that I’d have to find something else to do with my time, like laundry or something 😴.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But what about the Competitive Challenges? Are they still on schedule? 🤔” Well, it seems that those might be getting an extension 📆, but Epic Games didn’t exactly confirm or deny that part 🤷♂️. So, we’ll just have to wait and see 🕰️. But hey, at least we know that Season 7 Chapter 3 is still coming on June 5 🎉, so we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief 😌.
I mean, it’s not like Epic Games has ever delayed a season before 🙄 (oh wait, they totally have 🤦♂️). But hey, who’s counting? 🤔 Not me, that’s for sure 🙅♂️. I’m just happy to have something to play while I wait for the next big thing 🤩. And by “next big thing,” I mean the next Fortnite season 🎉. Because, let’s be real, that’s all that really matters 🙌.
So, there you have it, folks 🎉. Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3 is still on schedule 🚂, and we can all rest easy 🛋️. Unless, of course, Epic Games decides to delay it at the last minute 🕰️, but I’m sure that won’t happen 🙄. I mean, they’ve never done that before 🙃… oh wait, they totally have 🤦♂️. Anyway, let’s just enjoy the ride 🎠 and see what Fortnite has in store for us 🎁. 🎮👾💻🔥👍
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