GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That
I mean, who doesn’t want to read about the thrilling life of a rockstar who’s been playing the same power…
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…
Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery
Get ready to embark on a frustrating yet intriguing journey with 1666: Amsterdam, the latest Salem Witch Trials simulator that’s…
Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…
Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…
Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…
Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…
Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…