Wakanda Forever? More Like Wakanda Whenever, Says Confused Disney+
Oh, great, another Marvel cartoon 🙄. As if we didn’t have enough superhero content already. Brace yourselves, folks, because Disney+…
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OMG! Jason’s Back (Again!) – New Movie & Game Announced (Because We Needed More)
OMG! 😱 Did you guys hear? Some nobody at Horror Inc. (yeah, never heard of them either) mumbled something about…
Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed
Apple TV+, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to grace us with a “glimpse” (read: the bare minimum to…
Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…
OMG! Spidey’s Thwipping into MTG? Prepare for Cardboard Web-Slinging Chaos at SDCC 2025!
Oh great, ANOTHER Universes Beyond set. Because what MTG REALLY needed was more franchise crossovers to dilute the already questionable…
DAUGHTRY’s Back With Another EP? Prepare for ‘Shock To The System (Part Two)’ and the Earth-Shattering Single ‘The Bottom’
Okay, folks, buckle up because your ears are about to be assaulted! 🎉 Multi-platinum rock band DAUGHTRY (yes, they’re still…
‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)
Oh, joy! 🙄 After a geological epoch of 30 years, during which the cinematic landscape evolved faster than a Charizard…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Groundbreaking Roadmap: Now You Can Waste Money on DLC and Fast Forward Through the Parts You Hate!
So, Assassin’s Creed Shadows, the game everyone totally remembers pre-ordering and hasn’t already traded in for store credit, is getting…
Elden Ring Nightreign: Now You Can Die With a Buddy in NEW Duo Expeditions Mode
Finally! After what felt like eons of cryptic teases and empty promises, FromSoftware has graced us, the unworthy masses, with…
Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…