Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG! π± They’re FINALLY blessing us with more Saitama! π΄π» After all these years of waiting, Disney+ (yes, really π)…
OMG! π± Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! π Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
Itβs hard to believe (or is it? π€), but Kylie Minogue, the artist who brought us such earworms as “Can’t…
Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money π°, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…
OMG! π± Sigourney Weaver, bless her heart, claims there’s ANOTHER π½Alien script floating around. And guess what? She thinks it’s…
Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of YΕtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…
π€£OMG!π± Mattel, the geniuses behind Barbie (and other plastic crack for your kids), have decided that the Xenomorph, that cute…
Oh, honey, grab your popcorn πΏ! Laura Fryer, a former Xbox bigwig, decided to drop a truth bomb π£ on…
Oh, the drama! π Apparently, after getting the boot π₯Ύ this month, the oh-so-important founders of Unknown Worlds are crying…
π€‘OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! π€£ Like, seriously, James Gunn…
