The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart
When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…
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Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff
Hold onto your mouse ears, folks — Disney just sold its soul to the AI devil for a measly $1…
GUNS N’ ROSES Finally Pick Opening Bands So They Can Look Good By Comparison
🚨 BREAKING: GUNS N’ ROSES 2026 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT REVEALED 🚨: AXL ROSE TO UNITE THE NATIONS WITH A LINEUP THAT…
“Hold Onto Your Blocks: Minecraft’s New Barely-Controllable Pixel Beasts & MoJank’s Latest Recipe for Chaos!”
🐄 Hold onto your pickaxes, folks, because Minecraft just dropped its latest “content bomb”—Mounts of Mayhem™—and it’s precisely as chaotic…
Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too
In a shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming (except everyone with eyes, ears, and a passing familiarity with Hollywood’s…
EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except their entire fanbase, their label, and literally everyone with…
Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…
HHS & CMS Host an Online Happy Hour and J29 Is Paying for It
🚨 BREAKING: Government Bureaucrats Finally Discover Alcohol in Historic Virtual Summit 🍻💻 In an unprecedented move that’s shocking absolutely no…
KI lernt Pulverbeschichtung und jetzt glänzt alles – sogar die Kaffeekanne
🚨 Breaking News: KI rettet Pulverbeschichter vor ihrem eigenen Bauchgefühl! 🤖💥 Muss jetzt ein Algorithmus ausrechnen, dass du zu billig…
Webinar: Digitaal Afstandsonderwijs Dichterbij… of Gewoon Meer Screens en Minder Slaap
🚨 BREAKING: Ouders ontmaskerd als ‘gratis testkonijnen’ tijdens online webinar over afstandsonderwijs. Lazlo van Donkelaar (Gedragswerk) verklaart: “Thuiszitten voorkomen door…