GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It
Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…
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CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding
Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! Let’s see what the liberal media is peddling this week. It’s like…
Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals
Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because the *real* action at Valorant Masters Toronto 2025 is about to go down (or not,…
Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario
Okay, so picture this: you’re at Square One in Mississauga, right? 🙄 Yeah, that bastion of high culture and sophisticated…
Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times
OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with…
Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…
AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…
NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…
Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…
Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Prepare to Button-Mash Your Way to Superheroic Bliss
Okay, so Marvel, right? They’ve apparently been doing the whole “punch dudes in the face” thing for ages. Who knew?…