Marvel’s Desperation Reaches New Heights With Latest Cash Grab Sequels
Clothes make the superhero, and Spider-Man’s iconic red and blue suit is a prime example of this. The web-slinger’s costume…
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The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…
Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…
Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…
Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…
Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…
Gears of War: E-Day Multiplayer now a live service cash grab preview
My brief time with Gears of War: E-Day’s Multiplayer Network Test brought me right back to the glory days of…
XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…