Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?
Apple has officially decided to stop pretending their laptops are made of unicorn tears and solid gold, announcing the MacBook…
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Border Patrol Checkpoint Chase Ends in Texas with Suspect Getting a One-Way Ticket to the Afterlife, Officials Report
Breaking: Another Liberal Triggered Snowflake Meets His Match at the Border! In a shocking turn of events that will no…
‘Lanterns’ Trailer Teases the First Green Lantern TV Show — Or Just Another Lantern Parade?
Oh great, another superhero show where the heroes barely use their powers and mostly just glare at each other in…
US Submarine Sinks Iranian Warship in International Waters, Breaking WWII Silence Like a Boss
Libtards Shaking as Trump’s Sub Torpedoes Iranian Ship! So, here we go again! The Deep State’s favorite puppet, Pete Hegseth,…
Hegseth Confirms Iranian Warship’s New Career as an Underwater Reef
Breaking: Submarine Does What It Was Built For, Iranian Warship Disappears — In a shocking display of naval competence, Defense…
Buttigieg: ‘unacceptable’ that Americans are stranded in the Middle East, Probably Should’ve Taken the Train Instead
Breaking: Democrats Suddenly Become War Heroes While America Prepares for Glorious Victory Over Iran! Oh look, it’s another Democrat suddenly…
LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?
Oh look, another day, another LinkedIn post sparking an internet meltdown! Because apparently, the gaming world’s collective brain cells short-circuited…
A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet
Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…
EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document
Move over, fancy cosmetics and exclusive ships, because CCP Games just unveiled the most metal way to immortalize yourself in…
Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…