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EA Doubles Down on FC 27 with Even More Stuff to Buy
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EA Doubles Down on FC 27 with Even More Stuff to Buy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s that time of year again: the annual ritual of buying a slightly updated version of the same sports game…

EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode
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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s not every day that a sports game comes along and shakes things up with a new game mode that…

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC
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Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

XBOX is at it again, and this time they’re bringing the nostalgia train to PC, because who needs new games…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Sharp-eyed viewers are accusing Stuart Fails to Save the Universe of using generative AI in its opening credits, because of…

CS2 Traders Get Their Fix With These Overpriced Tools
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CS2 Traders Get Their Fix With These Overpriced Tools

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

There’s gold in them skins, or so the saying goes for CS2 traders who’ve turned buying and selling digital goodies…

Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed
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Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The tech behind online gaming is a marvel, but let’s not forget who’s really driving this train: our collective desire…

Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes
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Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Get ready for a tactical treat, folks, because the Ready or Not brand is on fire in 2026. While moviegoers…

Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos
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Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The gaming landscape has finally caught on to the fact that we’re all just a bunch of frazzled, anxious messes…

Another Spider-Man Movie Breaks Records Because Of Course It Does
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Another Spider-Man Movie Breaks Records Because Of Course It Does

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s clear that reports of Baz’s downfall were greatly exaggerated—to the surprise of nobody at all. ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’…

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