Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
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Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…
WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…
FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…
Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…
A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…
OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…
Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…
Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…