BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…
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Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other
In a shocking turn of events, DC has decided to join forces two of its most iconic villains, Deathstroke and…
What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…
The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead
The never-ending saga of patches and updates for Crimson Desert continues, because who needs a social life, anyway? 🤣 As…
Brendan Fraser Still Trying to Find the Mummy That Ate His Abs
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Brendan Fraser is back, and he’s going to relive…
Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years
The gaming world is mourning the loss of a legend, as Takashi Tezuka, the mastermind behind Mario and The Legend…
Disney+ Randomly Decides to Ruin Your Life by Ending The Bear This June Because Who Needs Happiness Anyway
Breaking news, folks! 🚨️ The final season of The Bear is coming to Disney+ this summer, and we’re all just…
Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed
Xbox’s long-awaited Stranger Than Heaven presentation finally dropped, and boy, was it a wild ride 🎢! The biggest question on…