The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…
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Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Now Haunts Your Switch 2 Like a Ghost with a Grudge
🚨 BREAKING: The Holy Grail of Fire Emblem Has Finally Descended From Its GameCube Altar… But Only If You Own…
Max B’s MLK Weekend Pop-Up at Polygon Promises Free Entry—Just RSVP and Hope Your Name Isn’t on a No-Fly List
🚨BREAKING: Max B Invades Brooklyn Like a Hip-Hop Messiah Returning From Exile! 🚨 Get ready to witness history, suckers! Max…
IN-PERSON: Talk & Tour at GIANT Willow Grove 1/20 – Because Nothing Says Fun Like Grocery Store Small Talk
🚨 BREAKING: Protein and Fiber to Save Humanity from Hunger! 🚨 On Tuesday, January 20th at 10:30am, our dietitian will…
Xbox Developer Direct January 22: Where Fable Finally Shows Up to Its Own Party and Brings Snacks
🚨BREAKING: Microsoft Announces New Xbox Developer Direct, Promising More Games, More Hype, and at Least One More Delay🚨 🎮💸 In…
Kristen Stewart’s The Chronology of Water Gets a New Trailer and It’s Still Not as Wet as Your Tears
🚨BREAKING: Kristen Stewart Ditches Vampires, Becomes Pretentious Auteur in Her Directorial Debut: AKA, How to Make Swimming Look Like a…
Aldis Hodge Back in Action: Cross Season 2 Promises More Crime Solving Than Your Ex Has Excuses
🚨 BREAKING: Prime Video Announces Season 2 of *Cross* — Because Apparently We All Need More Nightmares About Billionaires Getting…
Death Angel, All Shall Perish, Kylesa, and Soilent Green Sign Up to Haunt Lamb of God’s 2026 Headbangers Boat Like Ghosts on a Floating Metal Mosh Pit
🚨 BREAKING: LAMB OF GOD ANNOUNCES 2026 CRUISE WHERE YOU CAN METAL IN A HOT TUB AND SNORKEL WITH PIGS…
How to Build an AI System That Saves You Hours Every Week
🚨 BREAKING: Humans Still Can’t Remember Their Own Passwords, So AI Will Now Do It For Them 🤖 In a…
Schools Minister Promises SEND Reform That Might Actually Work This Time Maybe
🚨BREAKING: Government to “listen” to parents about SEND reforms—after years of ignoring them! Tune in Jan 14, 6-7pm for the…