Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…
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Mother’s Pride – Because Every Family Needs a Little More Chaos and a Lot More Cheese
🚨BREAKING: Local Pub Discovers Beer Can Be Made With Water, Hops, and Apparently Hope! 🍻💥 In a groundbreaking revelation that…
Decolonise Fest: Government-Funded Punk Festival Bans Whites From Leadership While Preaching Equality
Decolonise Fest, an upcoming UK-based punk festival marketed as an “anti-racist” and “decolonial” event, is drawing growing international attention —…
King Charles preaches spiritual unity in Christmas message, because nothing says peace like a monarch preaching from a throne of inherited gold
King Charles Channels His Inner Woke Snowflake in Annual Christmas Meltdown, Blames MAGA for British Weather In a stunning display…
White House Tells Smithsonian: Do the Bureaucratic Hokey Pokey or Lose Your Federal Allowance
Smithsonian Caught Red-Handed Spreading Leftist Propaganda—White House Demands Immediate Compliance or Federal Funding Cutoff In a stunning turn of events…
Timothée Chalamet Finally Admits He’s Secretly Dropping Grime Bangers as EsDeeKid
Timothée Chalamet is feeding speculation that he could be the anonymous British rapper EsDeeKid. Various rumors surround the identity of…
Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers
Oh, the drama! 🎭 More than 200 Rockstar North staffers, bless their cotton socks, are clutching their pearls 🦪 and…
Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…
Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection
The Royal Mint, bless their cotton socks, has decided to slap IRON MAIDEN‘s mug on a coin. 🙄 Apparently, these…
GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that Евро-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…