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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise
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5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…

El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
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El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…

Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?
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Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Attention, history buffs and masochists alike! Prepare to relive the glorious moment when the British Empire decided to throw a…

GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time
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GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, the swamp is draining itself – but only because the snakes are finally turning on each other! Republican…

ACID REIGN Unleashes New Album, ‘Daze Of The Week’, Because Apparently We Need More Chaos in May
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ACID REIGN Unleashes New Album, ‘Daze Of The Week’, Because Apparently We Need More Chaos in May

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

ACID REIGN Returns to Melt Faces with “Daze Of The Week” – Because Apparently 2019 Wasn’t Confusing Enough U.K. thrash…

Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
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Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…

Mother’s Pride – Because Every Family Needs a Little More Chaos and a Lot More Cheese
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Mother’s Pride – Because Every Family Needs a Little More Chaos and a Lot More Cheese

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Local Pub Discovers Beer Can Be Made With Water, Hops, and Apparently Hope! 🍻💥 In a groundbreaking revelation that…

Decolonise Fest: Government-Funded Punk Festival Bans Whites From Leadership While Preaching Equality
What Is Decolonise Fest? Inside the Punk Festival Accused of Racial Exclusion
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Decolonise Fest: Government-Funded Punk Festival Bans Whites From Leadership While Preaching Equality

FinnJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Decolonise Fest, an upcoming UK-based punk festival marketed as an “anti-racist” and “decolonial” event, is drawing growing international attention —…

King Charles preaches spiritual unity in Christmas message, because nothing says peace like a monarch preaching from a throne of inherited gold
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King Charles preaches spiritual unity in Christmas message, because nothing says peace like a monarch preaching from a throne of inherited gold

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

King Charles Channels His Inner Woke Snowflake in Annual Christmas Meltdown, Blames MAGA for British Weather In a stunning display…

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