Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Barry Keoghan, and Halle Berry Finally Star in a Movie Together in the New Crime 101 Trailer
Oh, look! Another gritty crime thriller where the morally grey anti-hero tries to rob a bank while looking broodingly into…
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Afrobeats Throws a 95 Theses–Style Reformation Party on MLK Weekend, Declaring a New Church of Drumming and Dances
Prepare your most chaotic dance moves for the MLK Weekend takeover, because nothing honors history like dropping it low to…
Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics
**TRUMP PLAYfully TROLLS FAKE NEWS MEDIA BY ‘JOKING’ ABOUT CANCELLING 2026 ELECTIONS (Because Why Bother When You’re Winning This Bigly?)**…
Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…
Beyoncé and Blue Ivy to Join 2026 Fort Washington Alumnae Chapter Spring Rush After Seeing the Invitation Online
Registration is requested to attend. Please reserve one spot for Delta Sigma Theta’s “Rush” (or as we call it, The…
Del Water Gap’s World Tour Is Just Chasing the Ghost of His Own TikTok Fame
Hannah Jadagu discovers flights from Paris to Altadena are a pain. After her 2023 debut Aperture, she bounced to California.…
Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics
Another day, another desperate Democrat trying to infiltrate the Last Frontier with their coastal-elite liberalism! The Fake News CNN is…
The Odds: Pres. Trump’s Plan to Buy Greenland Like It’s a Timeshare in Hell
Trump’s Greenland Gambit: When the Art of the Deal Meets the Art of the Iceberg In a move that has…
California GOP Congressman Doug LaMalfa Passes at 65—Still Waiting for Him to Vote on That Infrastructure Bill
Another Republican Congressman Checks Out Early—Coincidence or Communist Conspiracy? In a shocking turn of events that has left the liberal…
Hollywood Minute: Kpop Demon Hunters vs Elio in the Great Animation Battle for Our Attention
Leftist Cartoon Cartel Nominates ‘Kpop Demon Hunters’ to Brainwash America’s Youth While Liberals Cry About Wildfires They Caused In a…