Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…
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Kamala “Not Done Yet” Harris Teases 2024 Run: Buckle Up, America
Kamala “Heels-Up” Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat in 2024, is STILL yapping about maybe, possibly, someday being President! Does…
Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…
North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner
North Carolina Republicans are doing their part to MAGA! The state Senate approved a new congressional map to help secure…
Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great military! It seems the liberal loons in California…
Patriarchy in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)
"Transgressive 'snuff-pop'" project from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…
Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: According to TMZ.com, the one and only, the *legendary* (air quotes, people) KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is currently…
Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends
On Thursday, October 9, the super prestigious 🙄 California Film Institute’s Mill Valley Film Festival, where cinematic masterpieces are born…