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Tag: California

Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth
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Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 4, 2025

**OMG! South Bay Forward is hosting a screening of “Fault Lines” about California’s housing crisis at Pacific Unitarian Universalist Church!…

NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)
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NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)”, brought to you by those musical geniuses at NINE INCH NAILS (because who else…

Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind
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Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🥳 Those purveyors of generic rock anthems, 🎸ALTER BRIDGE🎸, are back with a new album and…

California’s Redistricting Rollercoaster: Buckle Up for November’s Cartographic Chaos
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California’s Redistricting Rollercoaster: Buckle Up for November’s Cartographic Chaos

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, California, still trying to undermine President Trump! These coastal elites just can’t stand that America is great again. Now,…

Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues
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Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

More than a dozen colleges hit by “swatting” hoaxes! Obviously, this is just another Deep State plot to make Trump’s…

Trump’s Data Grab: Gotta Snatch ‘Em All, Even Your Grandma’s Digits
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Trump’s Data Grab: Gotta Snatch ‘Em All, Even Your Grandma’s Digits

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Deep State Democrats are whining because President Trump’s DOJ wants to ensure our elections…

SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’
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SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s riveting “Louder” radio show, SNOT guitarist and resident genius Mikey Doling…

Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)
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Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Belinda Carlisle, once the queen of bubblegum pop, is releasing a “California-themed” album. Probably…

California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare
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California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! NEW WAVE🌊 docu-screening on National Grief Awareness Day! Sob & laugh on Saturday, August 30th at 6 PM in…

“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)
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“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**7th House presents:** EndThis Summer 🏄‍♀️. Witness “SHREDDING,” curated by Zachary Zezima! Question: Is surfing just for Spicoli clones? 🤣…

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