Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest suggestion to expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices,…
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W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…
Marine Corps Base Gets Free BBQ Courtesy of Crashing Jet
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about a fighter jet crashing…
Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…
Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…
Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…
Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…
EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. EBay and three of its former top executives have agreed to…
Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and banjo player from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…